strych9: I think my math teacher is going to yell at me tomorrow.
nexus6: how’s that?
strych9: because i’m done with all my homework for this week.
nexus6: it’s only tuesday. good work. so why’s he going to yell at you?
strych9: well, yesterday i asked him a question after class about my homework and he just said i was ahead of the class.
nexus6: huh. that makes him either a very bad teacher, or a very not normal teacher. most math and science teachers would be like “what? someone is actually trying? that’s never happened before!” and then their heads would implode.
strych9:o’rly?
nexus6:yeah. the heads of normal people explode. but when the head of a scientist goes, it implodes because it’s so massive that it collapses under it’s own gravity.